“Do you have any tattoos?”

Diary by J

The photo of The Girl with the Buddha Tattoo on the right isn’t mine, i.e. that’s not my near-naked body. If you want to see me like that, please subscribe to my OnlyFans. Char, loko lang, I’m not on OnlyFans. At least not yet? Char ulit haha. 😂

1. What were the last two things you purchased for yourself?

Non-dairy cheese and veggie sausage.

2. Do you have a lot of coins in your wallet?

Nope.

3. Who was the last girl you hugged?

My mom?

4. Do you have any piercings, besides ears?

I don’t have any piercings at all.

5. Do you have any tattoos?

Nope.

6. If not, would you want one?

Nah.

7. How old is your cell phone?

3 years.

8. Where was your mom born?

Sa Pinas.

9. What about your dad?

D’un din.

10. How many texts are currently in your inbox?

Aba malay.

11. Whose car were you last in?

Ip’s.

12. How tall are you?

I’m taller than the average Filipino.

13. What time were you born?

I have no clue whatsoever.

14. What time was your mom born?

Beh ano ba.

15. What are you currently doing?

Answering this survey and bopping my head to Mike Posner’s “I Took a Pill In Ibiza (Seeb Remix).”

17. Is your tongue pierced?

Nope.

18. How many classes are you currently taking?

One.

19. What is your favorite vegetable?

I like the crunch of sitaw and the taste of kalabasa.

20. Have you ever seen the movie War of the Roses?

Nope.

21. Do you have a tendency to speed?

Nope. Maybe five over, ten at most, but that’s it.

22. Is there any chance that you will kiss the person you have feelings for?

Feelings feelings ka d’yan! Char. 😂

23. What did you last type, other than an answer to this survey?

“average height Filipino”

24. Are you a Liberal?

Eeeeeeeeeewwwww.

25. What did you last do in your bed?

Sleep?

26. What is your high school mascot?

Tukô yata.

27. What city do you live in?

Secret. Choz.

28. Do you have any children?

Nope.

29. Have you ever baked a cake?

Cheesecake, yes.

Cheesecake with sour cream frosting + strawberries

Basque burnt cheesecake

30. Where did you buy your underwear from?

Forever 21.

I got the survey questions from Marlina. Featured photo by Jasmin Chew on Unsplash.

12 Comments

  1. Ruo Ruo
    Reply

    1. Pajama & sack. Ber Ber season is not friendly, eh.
    2. Don’t even have wallet. Saka madalas daw mangolekta ng coins.
    3. Can’t remember.
    4. None.
    5. None.
    6. Yes?
    7. Last December
    8. Pangasinan
    9. Bicol
    10. Around 10?
    11. Can’t remember
    12. Let’s not talk about it
    13. In midnight?
    14. IDK
    15. Typing
    17. Bu
    18. None
    19. Lettuce, squash, and potatoes
    20. Bu
    21. Bu
    22. Baka ma-covid tayo.
    23. Ruo Ruo Daily Thoughts
    24. Bu
    25. Wala. I rarely sleep din, eh.
    26. Wala
    28. None
    29. Yeah

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    1. Jolens
      Reply

      Wala kang wallet at all?? Sa’n mo nilalagay mga ID mo, ganyan?

      Since Bicolano dad mo, ever ka bang natutong mag-Bikol?

      Tawang-tawa ako sa “Baka ma-covid tayo” hahahahaha. Oo nga naman! 😂😂

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