sure. wait. what?

1.

I am attending a wedding next week. I found a dress yesterday at a consignment store, but I got no shoes yet. The only wedding-y pair of shoes that I own is beige and strappy and does not match the only tiny clutch bag that I own, which is black and tiny. Either I buy a clutch bag, one that has more room for my keys and wallet and such, or I buy a new pair of shoes that matches my clutch bag. Or I buy a clutch bag and a pair of shoes. Or I don’t buy anything at all. Hmm.

2.

I was supposed to buy one dress from the consignment store yesterday, but I ended up bringing home a large tote bag full of clothes. Everything was on sale, and it’s consignment so nothing was full price. The dress itself cost me only $70. There’s some minor damage on the neckline but nothing a quick stitch can’t fix. I still spent waaay too much money on clothes though. Not cool, Self. Not cool.

3.

I started watching Stumptown this morning, only to find out that it was cancelled after one season. Why, man? The show is dope. Dex’s fits make me want to wear my skinny pants again mehehe.

4.

I deleted Twitter off my phone for a bit. Just sayin’.

5.

I really don’t feel like going to the wedding next week, bro. I purposely missed the date for sending back the RSVP but my, uh, friend, texted me a couple weeks ago asking if I could still go. I haven’t talked to her in years, bro, but I did feel guilty when she followed up. I know it’s not cheap holding a wedding, and her willingness to pay for one more plate is, I suppose, worth showing up for.

6.

I’m back on the dating appz, and one thing I realize about myself — I am high-key shallow. I care about shallow-ass things like, uhhhhh…like height.

I’ve been with shorter dudes before and my posture got worse, bro. I purposely slouched my back just so I didn’t feel taller, which was probably more of a me-problem than a them-problem. I am quite short myself so it’s not that difficult to find taller people, but I usually wear heeled shoes, and — and this is a big and — and a lot of guys lie about their height on the apps, bro. One time, I went out with a guy who was supposedly 5’8″ but I was a wee bit taller than him when I showed up in my 2″ heeled Chelsea boots. Either he’s lying about being 5’8″, or I’m taller than what I think I am (there’s no way I’m 5’6″ though).

7.

I’m thinking of signing up for a gym membership and hiring a personal trainer. I already go to the climbing gym multiple times a week, but I want more. Hmm.

8.

I made three dishes for this week’s meals: Thai chicken basil, chicken breast stir fry, and baked tofu. Not sure if the portions are enough to last me the entire week, but I do have instant ramen as backup so we gucci.

9.

No Sunday Scaries tonight. I’m blogging. Good times.

Featured photo by Cristian Escobar