“Could you live without a computer?”

When’s the last time you ran?

A few weeks ago.

Do your jeans have rips, tears, and holes in them?

Nope.

What are you dreading right now?

The possibility that the province where I live could turn into a backward conservative shithole.

Do you celebrate 420?

Nope.

Do you get the full 8 hours of sleep at night?

Today I did.

If anyone came to your house on your “lazy day” what would y’all do?

I’d be bummed, but I’d probably take a quick shower then drag their ass to a nearby park or something.

Who last grabbed your ass?

The ex.

Have you ever been on your school’s track team?

Nope.

Do you own a pair of Converse?

Nope. Never did, probably never will.

Do you eat raw cookie dough?

Nope.

Have you ever kicked a vending machine?

I don’t think so.

Don’t you hate it when radios ruin good songs by playing them over and over?

Not really.

Do you watch Trading Spaces?

I don’t even know what that is.

How do you eat Oreos?

I just bite into it. I don’t normally eat Oreos though. Masyadong matamis.

Have you ever stayed online for a long time waiting for someone?

Not really. I mean, even when I’m waiting for someone I don’t just sit in front of the computer and wait. I browse websites, I watch YouTube, etc.

Are you cocky?

If you’re a dumb-ass, yes.

Could you live without a computer?

Probably not.

Do you wear your shoes in the house?

Nope.

Who or what sleeps with you?

Uh, nothing?

At what age did you find out that Santa wasn’t real?

I don’t think I ever really believed in Santa.

What do you do when you’re sad?

I…cry?

Do you know anyone born in the year 1985?

I don’t think so.

Who would you call first if you won the lottery?

My parents.

Last time you saw your best friend?

A long time ago.

Are you in high school?

Nope.

What jewelry are you wearing?

None. I don’t wear any jewelry at all.

Is anyone on your bad side now?

Nope.

When did reality become TV?

No clue, man. And, by the way, this question is also raised in a song called “1985” by Bowling for Soup.

What’s the first thing you do when you get online?

Go on WordPress.

When did Motley Crue become classic rock?

Ah, I see what you’re doing! Some of these questions are from “1985!”

Anyway, to answer the question: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

When did Ozzy become an actor?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Do you watch Grey’s Anatomy?

I used to.

How do most people spell your name?

Jay, oh, elle, e, enn, ess.

Would you wear a boy/girlfriends clothes?

Sure why not.

Where do you work?

At home.

What are you doing tomorrow?

Hmm. I have an assignment due tomorrow but I’m already done with it so, I don’t know yet. We’ll see.

Is Justin Timberlake becoming the next Michael Jackson?

I hope not.

Where do you draw the line?

About what?

Favorite name for a girl?

Kaya.

Favorite boy name?

None. Boys are ew.

Will you keep your last name when you get married?

For sure.

When was the last time you left your house?

A long time ago.

Do you return your cart?

Always.

Do you have a dishwasher?

Yes.

What noise do you hear?

I’m listening to a podcast so, that.

Would you survive in prison?

I hope I never find out.

Who is the youngest in the family?

My brother.

Road trip! Who would most likely overpack?

Not me.

Do you know anyone with the same name as you?

Of course.

What’s the last thing you purchased?

Tea leaves for my mom.

Do your siblings ever pay for stuff for you?

Never.

What brand are your pants right now?

I’m wearing a skirt.

What brand is your digital camera?

Nikon. I don’t use it anymore though.

Do you own expensive perfume/cologne?

Nope. I only use free samples from Sephora.

Do you watch movies with your parents?

With my mom, yes.

Ever been to Georgia (the state)?

Nope.

What irritates you the most?

Loud noises.

Are you taking college classes right now?

Nope.

Do you like sushi?

Sure.

Do you get your hair cut every month?

Nope. I have a haircut every two years.

Do you go online everyday?

Yep.

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Questions from Tumblr. Featured photo from Ankit Singh on Unsplash.