“Do you get embarrassed when talking about things like sex and periods?”

Is there anything purple nearby?

Yes.

Do you usually leave voicemails on other people’s machines?

For work, yes.

Do you know somebody whose Christmas lights stay up all year round?

Nope.

Do you always shut your computer down when you’re finished with it?

Nope.

Are most of the pens around your house from random companies or plain?

Plain.

Do you dread filling out the About You box on most websites? 

I mostly just leave them blank.

Do you prefer the Code Red Mountain Dew to the Orange kind?

I’ve only tried the yellow (lime? light green-ish?) Mountain Dew.

Sixteen Candles or Pretty In Pink?

Eh.

Do you want to have a big family in the future?

Nope. Raising a big family requires big money.

Do you get embarrassed when talking about things like sex and periods?

Nope.

Are there any towels in your house with cartoon characters on them?

Nope.

Do the half sheet paper towels annoy you?

Half sheet paper towels?

Ever been in a mosh pit?

Close, but no.

What was the last thing you did that gave you a rush?

I haven’t been doing anything exciting lately.

Is Vegas one of your must-see places?

Not really.

If given the chance, would you ride a unicorn to Iceland?

I want to say yes but, to be honest, I don’t think I would.

Have you ever washed a cat in your bathtub?

Nope.

Ever seen the movie Max Keeble’s Big Move? Opinions?

Nope.

Would you call yourself a writer? Written any stories lately?

Nope. Haven’t written anything in a long time.

Do you think that the iPad sounds like a foreigner trying to say iPod?

Oh shut up.

Did that last thing make you laugh?

No you pig.

Are you good at reading people’s body language?

Meh.

Do you feel obligated to feel bad for people who are crying?

Nope.

Ever ask a random stranger to pretend to be someone for you?

Nope.

Ever threatened somebody and actually went through with it?

Nope…?

Does holding newborn babies scare you?

Yes…?

Are needles something that you’re afraid of?

Nope.

Piercings, yay or nay?

Meh.

Have you ever been prescribed medication?

Yep.

Do you have a collage of pictures in your bedroom?

Nope.

Are Mac computers a bit frustrating?

Nope. Been using Macs for over 10 years now, but I still use PCs. There’s just a lot more you can do with PCs.

Ever consider a career in photography?

Nope.

Are your friends a different breed? (:

Sure?

Excited for the new Alice In Wonderland movie? Too creepy looking?

Meh. This survey’s old, man.

Favorite Nicholas Cage movie?

Hmm, let me think about this.

Does either of your parents watch Judge Judy?

Nope.

What colour does the button on your computer glow?

White?

Did you ever have those glow in the dark stars on your ceiling?

Sure did.

Do you have a Friday night routine?

The last few Fridays had been busy but, typically, I just work until 8-ish, I order food, then I read or watch TV until I fall asleep.

Do you kind of have to pee right now?

Sure, yea.

Does bad grammar in surveys annoy you at all?

Not at all.

For projects do you prefer using glue or tape?

Whatever works and whatever’s available.

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Questions from Tumblr. Featured photo from Unsplash.