have you ever wanted to be famous?

What was the last song you listened to?

“Slow Show” by The National.

Are you one of those lucky people with 20/20 vision?

Nope.

Do you share your birthday with a celebrity?

I do.

Have you ever made a complete fool of yourself in public, on purpose?

Probably not on purpose.

Is there a magazine you get monthly?

Nope.

What was the last thing you read?

Tumblr surveys, haha. The last book was Martin Eden by Jack London.

Is fashion one of your interests?

Not really, no, although I do enjoy thrifting clothes.

Describe your current outfit.

Mustard yellow shorts with white side stripes on each side, and a loose black sleeveless top with a graphic print of a cat towering over skyscrapers and the word “Meowzilla!” in a speech bubble.

Are you currently pleased or annoyed with your hair?

Neither. It’s alright.

Have you ever wanted to be famous?

I suppose yea, when I was a lot younger.

If you were to move out right now, do you think you would be successful?

I’m past that stage, man.

Are you overwhelmed with the thought of the future?

Sometimes, yea.

Do you prefer to pay in cash or credit cards?

I use my phone.

When was the last time you hung with your friends and what did you do?

I went to dinner with some of them last night.

When was the last time you spoke to the last person you kissed?

I legit do not remember.

Your opinion on people who live every day like it’s their last?

Good for them. Sana all.

Where was the last place you went out to eat and what did you have?

A Japanese restaurant. I had ramen.

Is watching TV a big thing for you?

I guess, yea, more than I’d like to admit.

Have you ever heard the belief that all Canadians live in igloos?

Nope.

Where do you download your music from?

I stream on Spotify, sometimes YouTube.

Do you ever use the aid of Google Translate?

Rarely, but yes.

Is there anyone in your life who is unhealthily addicted to something?

Not that I know of.

What’s that one song they constantly play on the radio that you hate?

I don’t even remember the last time I listened to the radio.

Do you know someone who is creepily possessive?

Nope.

Have you ever been your friend’s shoulder to cry on?

Sure.

Are your teeth perfectly straight?

Nope.

Do you think you’ll eventually find that special someone?

I hope so.

Grab your keys and tell me what each one is for.

And why would I do that?

Do you have any money on you right now?

Nope.

Have you ever written a fictional story?

I have, yea.

What is your wine of choice, if any?

Moscato.

Is your shower big enough to fit two people into? Ever done that?

Yea, no.

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Questions from Tumblr. Feature photo by Annie Spratt.