I was writing something else earlier but I ran out of time, so I decided to just answer a list of questions I found in my Drafts tab. I have no idea where I got these questions from; likely Tumblr lol.
Firstly, who do you work for?
Good question. Next!
What is your position?
Chuwariwap.
What are your responsibilities?
Sikret.
Do you enjoy your job?
Sometimes.
Do you work with other people, or solo?
With other people.
What are your co-workers like?
Regular people.
What is/are your boss(es) like?
Smart.
Do you wear a uniform?
No.
Are you usually very busy, or is it slack?
Usually busy.
Do you get paid minimum wage, or above?
Above.
What time of day do you usually work?
Daytime.
How many hours a week do you get?
We’re expected to work 37.5 hours a week. I work more than that though.
Would you like to keep this job your whole life?
Who knows, man.
Why are you working this job right now?
I dunno. Because they hired me?
Are you saving or spending most of your money?
I spend most of it.
Do you deal with customers or clients?
I do not.
Are they generally agreeable?
N/A.
How do you react when they are not agreeable?
N/A.
Have you ever been written up? What happened?
Nope.
What are some things that you absolutely CANNOT do at your job?
Like…do drugs and stuff.
Are there any risks involved in your job? What are they?
Of course. Safety, financial, environmental, et cetera et cetera.
Have you ever forgotten to do something important? What happened?
Probably, ya.
Are you allowed to read/watch TV/play video games on the job?
I…guess? I don’t think anybody would get anything done if they did though.
What are your breaks like?
I don’t normally take breaks. If I did, it’s to eat with friends or coworkers, or to go on a walk.
Do you ever get really bored at your job?
Sometimes.
How do you keep yourself entertained?
I listen to music, I walk, I go on my phone.
Is your workplace clean? Who cleans it?
Ya. Cleaners.
Is your job physically demanding?
Not at all.
What would happen if a robbery took place?
I…don’t know.
What are your customers/clients’ biggest complaints?
N/A.
What’s the strangest thing you’ve ever seen happen at your job?
I can’t think of any.
Tell us about the time you were most upset at work.
Just annoying coworkers being annoying.
If you’re upset, do you act any differently towards customers?
I don’t deal with customers.
The phone rings, and you have to answer it. HOW do you answer?
Hello.
Is there a duty you really despise doing?
I don’t despise it, but I’m not a fan of work trips.
Is there a duty you love doing?
Nothing specific. I like working, in general.
Is there anything you are scared of at your job?
Making mistakes. Presenting.
Are there many things to laugh at?
Not really.
What are the bathrooms there like?
Decent. Clean.
How long do you plan to keep working there? Why?
I don’t plan these things, man.
Has anyone ever screamed at your job? Why?
Not really.
Do you ever need to mentally prepare yourself for work?
Sometimes.
How do you wind down after a hard day’s work?
I cook, I exercise, I shower, I journal, I read a book, I blog, I sleep.
Is your job stressful?
Sometimes.
Who would you recommend your job to?
People who like reading long and dry documents and writing short and dry memos.
The featured image is from Pexels. It’s not my actual office. Don’t be a creep.
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